We’ve been seeing a lot of Wrecked Exotics recently, but here’s a Lamborghini Diablo crash actually caught on video.

The damage done to the truck looks to be light, but the damage to the front of the Diablo, and the driver’s ego, is gonna be a whole lot more expensive and time consuming to fix.

We can just tell that this will be one of those videos that will get a million hits on Youtube. During some kind of a racing event in Europe, an overly confident Lamborghini Diablo driver attempts to make a snazzy exit from the starting point and amuse the crowd by powersliding around a corner, only to lose control of the ‘raging bull’ smashing it on a parked truck….

Queen Latifah's Wrecked S Class

These pictures were taken at VIP Status, where Queen Latifah’s S-class was unceremoniously lowered off a tow truck. No helpful information exists regarding the crash besides what’s evident in the images. The wrecker driver said he fished it out of the ditch.

From what it appears, the suspension is toast, along with the lower control arm, and the Wald bodykit is done for;(front bumper and fenders). That right wheel won’t be salvageable and lastly that oil cooler is also a very oily mess.

The only thing we know for certain is that “Jay J” is a lover of watermarks. Step away from the Photoshop. Please.

Mercedes Benz C-Class Stuck In Concrete

In certain places around the world people from Dallas, Texas are considered rich, class-obsessed morons. This photo of a Dallas citizen deciding to ignore the bright orange warning cones and park in freshly-poured concrete only solidifies this theory.

According to Alison Bristol, who snapped this photograph, the Mercedes driver somehow missed the ongoing construction:

“Apparently, the driver didn’t realize the construction crew just finished pouring cement on the road,” Bristol said, adding that the car drove into a work area clearly marked by signs and cones.
The driver had to be helped out of the car because the C Class Mercedes was completely surrounded by wet pavement.

As for the poor Mercedes, a wrecker had to be called to extract it from the southbound lanes before it became permanently stuck in traffic.

When you bash the Benz into some unyielding object and the entire front left is a mangled mess, what do you do? Well, this guy recognizes that the right side of the car is still fine, so he can still keep going, of course!

What’s really impressive is the high speed this French hooligan manages to sustain here, but it appears that long-term road-worthiness may be compromised.

I guess I can’t really complain though, sometimes when my car acts up, I try to ignore it, hoping it will fix itself. (And it sometimes does!)

As anyone with a less-than-enthusiastic spouse can attest, getting your better half in the passenger seat for a hard flogging around the track takes the kind of intestinal fortitude normally reserved for Lutz’s PR team. Apparently, it doesn’t get any easier even if you’ve got some Formula One experience.

Hit the jump to watch former F1 ace Riccardo Patrese take his rather attractive wife for a Sunday spin in a Honda Civic Type-R, complete with plenty of Italian expletives and one positively hilarious “No no no no NO NO NO NO!”

Proof that you never stop being a hoon. Watching Patrese scare the Italian curses out of his wife (”Va Fan Culo!”) is hilarious on more levels than we can count. It doesn’t take a linguist to get just how upset the poor Mrs. is with her husband. Judging from the smirk on Patrese’s face, we’d say the week or so he spent on the couch afterword was well worth it. And that he’d been planning this for a long time. Jump for a look at the hijignks.

This C6 Corvette ragtop has been caught rear-ending a W210 Mercedes E-Class in Ventura county on the morning of September 5th. Luckily, no one was hurt, but take a look at the the structural integrity of a convertible Corvette. Considering that it has driven under a 2 Ton Mercedes Benz, its remarkably in shape. One must wonder how the Vette driver felt after it was all over, staring up at the Mercedes’ driveshaft.

More pics after the jump

We can’t help but wonder, if the Vette driver had had the inclination to keep on the gas, would he have been able to go completely under the Benz and end up in front?

We weren’t given the details of how this sad event came to pass, but looking at the remains of this Bentley Continental GT you see here, but it was probably the most excitement this piece of prime real estate in Krasnoyarsk, Russia has ever seen.

Its worth shedding a tear when we see a mangled supercar, but as for this Bentley Continential, maybe not so much. Think about it: This was never a proper Bentley in the slab-sided, blower-equipped V8, rear-wheel-drive sense. No, the Continental GT is more of a new-money playboy’s car, and as such, they should be expected to be crashed spectacularly much to the amusement of others.

You can see more shots of this mangled 5200 pound monster after the jump.

But, to whomever ran this high-dollar motorcar into the Russian countryside, job well done sir. Now go out, get you some women and try to forget this debacle.

Too many times in our lives have the only spots available in the parking lot been handicaps. But like most of us we’re hoping, we keep circling the parking lot waiting for someone to come out and free up a spot no less than 2 miles away from our desired destination.

Apparently that’s too much to ask for some however. In this case, Apple co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs is caught showing his affinity for parking in those coveted spaces.

From what we gather Job’s has been parking in handicap spaces for a while now, making the running joke if its a physical ailment or a mental one.We’ll leave the answer to that up to you fine folks, but at least we can say he has a good taste in cars. What you’re looking at there, of course, is the tail end of a Mercedes Benz SL55 AMG. While its not the king of the SL’s, its still a car that can hold its own with the likes of Ferrari’s and Lambos. But even the mighty 500HP SL55 AMG would have trouble going anywhere if its got a boot attached to it.

Now in the attempt at full disclosure, Steve Jobs did report in 2004 that he was afflicted with a malignant type of cancer in his pancreas. he underwent surgery in July 2004, and all signs since have pointed to him having a successful removal of the canver. However recently its been picked up by the Wall Street Journal, Fortune, and the New York Times that perhaps he has been affected by more than just a “common bug,” but of course, Steve Job’s health, failing or otherwise, is a private matter he does not have to share with the world.

What he does have to do however, is get some license plates and a handicap placard on that Mercedes of his if he wishes to drive it around and park it in a handicap space.

Watch out Mr Jobs, those California police take parking very seriously…

Here’s one for the record books. Canadian James Boppre, former owner of a successful landscaping business, has been placed on parole with house arrest on condition of sobriety after several drunk driving and weapons convictions. As the story goes, on the evening of July 30th, Boppre decided to get the heck off the wagon – hard. It started out with just booze and ended with Boppre crashing into a parked car while speeding, drunk, high on crack, and masturbating naked with a similarly nude hooker, who was also masturbating. Sordid details continue after the jump.Boppre decided to celebrate his Wednesday by getting drunk, but displeased by drinking alone, he decided to jump into his truck and go find a prostitute. Once this Lady of the night was found, Boppre decided smoking some crack with his new “friend” would be a good idea, as was taking off their clothes and masturbating. Oh, and don’t forget driving around. But what’s driving with 1 hand, drunk and high without a little speeding? Somewhere during the night, Boppre misjudged a corner and crashed into a parked car at a high rate of speed. With his truck disabled, Boppre decides to grab his clothes and ran off like a streak in the night. Unfortunately for him, sis cunning plan was ruined when eye-witnesses followed him to his hiding spot and pointed the cops in his direction.

So what’s the county to do with Mr. James Boppre? Well, the judge in the case wanted to reward for his considerable good behavior, at least up to that point. Since Boppre had managed to stay out of trouble up until his… you know… his booze, crack, prostitute and car crashing binge — so the judge levied the MINIMUM 4 month jail sentence, prohibited him from driving for 5 years, added 3 years of probation and recommended counseling. The official story at TheRecord.

These tragic pictures come to us from the Netherlands, where apparently the straight, flat, canal-lined roads are too challenging for the Audi R8 guy test driving this particular Audi R8. That’s right, the guy who fscked this would-be supercar was apparently testing the car and lost control while driving at speeds up to an alleged 125 MPH.

Hit the jump for more pictures if you’re brave enough. Dutch law is calling this a total loss, so now should be a great time to dream up a better use for the 420 HP, 4.2-liter V8 at the heart of this beast.

Wrecked Exotic: Audi R8 Canal Diving